Saturday, January 26, 2008

Lesson 4: health clubs are not too exclusive for your children

Contrary to what they may believe, people do pay extortionate monthly fees for the membership of a private health club to enjoy changing rooms full of children - screaming, running around, staring at their boobs as they change into their sports bras. They neither resent you nor feel uncomfortable, and neither should you. They're definitely not thinking you ought to piss off down to the local leisure centre with your brats.


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